NFL Week 8 Lines

All Picks
(Last Week: 10-3, Overall: 59-44)

Baltimore (-3.5) OVER Denver

Chicago (-13) OVER Cleveland

Houston (-3) OVER Buffalo

Green Bay (-3.5) OVER Minnesota

Indianapolis (-13) OVER San Francisco

Miami (+3) OVER New York Jets

St. Louis (+3.5) OVER Detroit

Dallas (-9.5) OVER Seattle

Oakland (+17) OVER San Diego

Tennessee (-3) OVER Jacksonville

Arizona (-10) OVER Carolina

Philadelphia (+1) OVER New York Giants

New Orleans (-10) OVER Atlanta

Four Game Parlay Special
(Last Week: 4-0, Overall: 19-9)

Chicago (-13) OVER Cleveland

Houston (-3) OVER Buffalo

Indianapolis (-13) OVER San Francisco

New Orleans (-10) OVER Atlanta

Lock Of The Week
(Last Week: 1-0, Overall: 3-4)

Chicago (-13) OVER Cleveland

NBA Predictions: Playoffs

Eastern Conference

First Round

#1. Magic Vs. #8. Heat

#4. Raptors Vs. #5. Hawks

#2. Cavs Vs. #7. Bulls

#3. Celtics Vs. #6. Wizards

Second Round

#1. Magic Vs. #4. Raptors

#2. Cavs Vs. #6. Wizards

Conference Championship

#1. Magic Vs. #2. Cavs


Western Conference

First Round

#1. Lakers Vs. #8. Clippers

#4. Blazers Vs. #5. Nuggets

#2. Spurs Vs. #7. Jazz

#3. Hornets Vs. #6. Mavs

Second Round

#1. Lakers Vs. #5. Nuggets

#2. Spurs Vs. #3. Hornets

Conference Championship

#1. Lakers Vs. #2. Spurs

NBA Championship

#1. Magic Vs. #2. Spurs


NBA Champion

NBA Predictions: Standings

Eastern Conference

Atlantic Division

Celtics 58-24
Raptors 49-33
76ers 38-44
Knicks 32-50
Nets 28-54

Central Division

Cavs 59-23
Bulls 42-40
Pistons 36-46
Pacers 30-52
Bucks 18-64

Southeast Division

Magic 64-18
Hawks 47-35
Wizards 46-36
Heat 40-42
Bobcats 33-49


Western Conference

Northwest Division

Blazers 53-29
Nuggets 52-30
Jazz 49-33
Thunder 34-48
Wolves 22-60

Pacific Division

Lakers 62-20
Clippers 42-40
Suns 41-41
Warriors 28-54
Kings 16-66

Southwest Division

Spurs 60-22
Hornets 56-26
Mavs 49-33
Rockets 39-43
Grizzlies 21-61

NFL Week 7 Lines

All Picks
(Last Week: 9-5, Overall: 49-41)

San Diego (-5) OVER Kansas City

Indianapolis (-14) OVER St. Louis

Chicago (+1) OVER Cincinnati

Green Bay (-9) OVER Cleveland

Pittsburgh (-5.5) OVER Minnesota

New England (-15) OVER Tampa Bay

Houston (-3) OVER San Francisco

Oakland (+6) OVER New York Jets

Carolina (-7) OVER Buffalo

New Orleans (-6.5) OVER Miami

Dallas (-4) OVER Atlanta

Arizona (+7) OVER New York Giants

Philadelphia (-7) OVER Washington

Four Game Parlay Special
(Last Week: 2-2, Overall: 15-9)

San Diego (-5) OVER Kansas City

Indianapolis (-14) OVER St. Louis

Green Bay (-9) OVER Cleveland

Houston (-3) OVER San Francisco

Lock Of The Week
(Last Week: 0-1, Overall: 2-4)

San Diego (-5) OVER Kansas City

You Don't Mess With The Zohan

I don't understand why Adam Sandler bothers with these types of movies. This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Everyone who watched the Zohan is now dumber, myself included. A comedian with his capabilities should spend more time making a good one instead of taking any role at any time. Roxanne from Principal Takes A Holiday was the lone bright spot to the movie.

JJ's Rating 2.5/10

Role Models

Yet another Paul Rudd disappointment. He seems have a new movie every month and they are all disasters. This one was made even worse thanks to the likes of Sean William Scott and McLovin. The Superbad clown continues to annoy everyone who's not an idiot. I hated him in that and even more so in this. I can not even think of one bright spot in Role Models, so I will leave you with the rating.

JJ's Rating 3/10

NFL Week 6 Lines

All Picks
(Last Week: 6-8, Overall: 40-36)

Kansas City (+6) OVER Washington

Houston (+5) OVER Cincinnati

Pittsburgh (-14) OVER Cleveland

Baltimore (+3) OVER Minnesota

Jacksonville (-9.5) OVER St. Louis

New Orleans (-3) OVER New York Giants

Carolina (-3.5) OVER Tampa Bay

Green Bay (-14) OVER Detroit

Philadelphia (-14.5) OVER Oakland

Arizona (+3) OVER Seattle

New York Jets (-9.5) OVER Buffalo

New England (-9) OVER Tennessee

Chicago (+3.5) OVER Atlanta

Denver (+3.5) OVER San Diego

Four Game Parlay Special
(Last Week: 2-2, Overall: 13-7)

Philadelphia (-14.5) OVER Oakland

Pittsburgh (-14) OVER Cleveland

Houston (+5) OVER Cincinnati

Carolina (-3.5) OVER Tampa Bay

Lock Of The Week
(Last Week: 0-1, Overall: 2-3)

Pittsburgh (-14) OVER Cleveland

Marley And Me

When a movie tries to get laughs out of a dog knocking things over, for the whole movie, you know it's not going to be very good. Owen Wilson's presence in the movie makes it watchable, but other than that, it was garbage. If anything, Marley and Me just angered me because what sane people would ever keep that dog for longer than a couple days. Marley ruined those people's lives for about ten years and they actually kept it. Over the past year, I kept hearing about how sad this movie was and how they were crying at the end, so I knew what was coming. Don't understand how this could have been remotely close to a tear-worthy movie. Keep in mind people, as Will Ferrell would say, it's an f'n dog.

JJ's Rating 4/10

Top 10 TV Dads

10th. Al Bundy - Ed O'Neill in Married With Children



9th. Jerry Russo - David DeLuise in Wizards Of Waverly Place



8th. Bill Cosby - Cliff Huxtable in The Cosby Show



7th. Danny Tanner - Bob Saget in Full House



6th. Steve Stevens - Tom Virtue in Even Stevens



5th. Tim Taylor - Tim Allen in Home Improvement



4th. Carl Winslow - Reginald Vel Johnson in Family Matters



3rd. Robbie Stewart - Billy Ray Cyrus in Hannah Montana



2nd. Alan Matthews - William Russ in Boy Meets World



1st. Jim Walsh - James Eckhouse in 90210

NFL Week 5 Lines

All Picks
(Last Week: 6-8, Overall: 34-28)

Minnesota (-10.5) OVER St. Louis

Dallas (-7.5) OVER Kansas City

Carolina (-4.5) OVER Washington

Philadelphia (-16) OVER Tampa Bay

Oakland (+16) OVER New York Giants

Cleveland (+6) OVER Buffalo

Cincinnati (+8.5) OVER Baltimore

Pittsburgh (-10.5) OVER Detroit

San Francisco (-2.5) OVER Atlanta

New England (-3.5) OVER Denver

Houston (+4) OVER Arizona

Jacksonville (+1) OVER Seattle

Indianapolis (-4) OVER Tennessee

Miami (+2) OVER New York Jets

Four Game Parlay Special
(Last Week: 2-2, Overall: 11-5)

Minnesota (-10.5) OVER St. Louis

Dallas (-7.5) OVER Kansas City

Cincinnati (+8.5) OVER Baltimore

Houston (+4) OVER Arizona

Lock Of The Week
(Last Week: 0-1, Overall: 2-2)

Dallas (-7.5) OVER Kansas City

The Rocker

Obviously went in with very low expectations with this one. The Office cast, while great in the show, fails to succeed in the movie business. Rainn Wilson was no Dwight in the Rocker, but wasn't as bad as I though he would be. The rest of the cast was filled with all-stars, Bradley Cooper, Will Arnett, and Jeff Garlin to name a few, which helped the movie go along. The no name-teenage band was decent also except for the fat one who was worthless. Overall, The Rocker wasn't too bad, but wasn't too great.

JJ's Rating 5/10

I Am Legend

Will Smith has put out some good ones recently with Pursuit of Happyness, Hancock, and Seven Pounds. He continues his success with I Am Legend. I was intrigued throughout the whole movie. I loved every scene where Smith was walking through New York City, through all the landmarks, and it was completely empty. The creepy mutated people kept me on the edge of my seat at times, but not enough to hinder the film. Bob Marley music playing throughout was also a nice touch. The rating could have even been higher, but the ending did not do it for me. I do not know why, but it was a little disappointing.

JJ's Rating 6.5/10

Pineapple Express

I don't know how many movies Seth Rogen has left in him before I'm sick of him. Seems that I like him less and less as time goes on. He peaked in You, Me, and Dupree as a supporting actor. But I enjoyed the rest of this cast in this one, especially Danny McBride and James Franco. Gary Cole is always a great addition to any movie as well. The movie was good, but did have some flaws. There was no need for the storyline of Rogen dating the high school girl, which was not funny or believable. I was leaning towards a 5.5 rating until the ending breakfast scene boosted it a bit. Great way to end the movie.

JJ's Rating 6/10

NFL Week 4 Lines

All Picks
(Last Week: 10-6, Overall: 28-20)

Houston (-8.5) OVER Oakland

Tennessee (-3) OVER Jacksonville

Baltimore (+2) OVER New England

Cincinnati (-6.5) OVER Cleveland

New York Giants (-8.5) OVER Kansas City

Chicago (-9.5) OVER Detroit

Washington (-7.5) OVER Tampa Bay

Indianapolis (-10.5) OVER Seattle

New Orleans (-7.5) OVER New York Jets

Miami (+1) OVER Buffalo

St. Louis (+9.5) OVER San Francisco

Dallas (-3) OVER Denver

San Diego (+6) OVER Pittsburgh

Green Bay (+3.5) OVER Minnesota

Four Game Parlay Special

(Last Week: 4-0, Overall: 9-3)

Cincinnati (-6.5) OVER Cleveland

Chicago (-9.5) OVER Detroit

New Orleans (-7.5) OVER New York Jets

Dallas (-3) OVER Denver


Lock Of The Week
(Last Week: 1-0, Overall: 2-1)

Cincinnati (-6.5) OVER Cleveland

Made Of Honor

Patrick Dempsey was an interesting choice for this movie. With his personality and prior roles, he can not pull of the hot-shot bachelor who dates a different girl every night. It seemed a bit awkward for me throughout the movie. Looking past that, it was decent for a chick flick. Kadeem Hardison made an appearance, which shocked me since I haven't seen him since The 6th Man. The Scottish boyfriend really hindered the movie also with his obnoxiousness. It was hard to believe that Monaghan would ever consider marrying him. Too many ups and downs for me.

JJ's Rating 4/10